Do
you kiss your fish?
Contributed by Donald Walker (copyright)
My tale this time is of a holiday in Majorca 1989. My wife and
I took our 2 year old grandson with us to a resort called Acanada
which is in the north of the island. We stayed in a French run hotel
which was situated on a hillside overlooking the sea. The hotel
building was at the top and there were several terraces, some with
pools on them, all the way down to the sea. The bottom level is
comprised of a jetty with a little drinks bar at the rear, tables
with brollys and chairs complete the layout.
On the day we arrived we settled in to our room which had the best
view we've ever had, this long vista right down to the sea. After
our evening meal we wandered down to the jetty where many of the
other guests were gathered. It was one of those balmy Mediterranean
evenings and we noticed a group of the guests were standing at the
edge of the jetty pointing down into the water. We wandered over
to see and to our amazement we saw a huge shoal of grey mullet.
They were being fed bread by the guests who said the fish came every
evening at about 7 pm. I knew this type of fish frequented the Med
in shoals, but I had never seen so many before, I'd bet there were
3 to 4 thousand. As each handful of bread was thrown in, the water
boiled, such was the competition for the food. After a few minutes
watching, my wife remarked, "What are you waiting for"
This was an invitation to fish for them. Well I need no persuading
in that department, and I was hotfooting it up to our room to get
my rod.
On the way back I called in the dining room to beg some bread.
The area was deserted so I nipped into the kitchen and helped myself.
Back down at the jetty the fish were still there and I quickly set
up and cast in. As the bait hit the water there was this boil and
then nothing, I cast in 15 times, nothing. These fish in their frenzy
managed to get my bait without me managing to hook them, I would
have to change my tactics to catch one.
The plan was then, to bait the hook with a tough crusty bit of
bread, cast in, and strike just as the bait touched the water. Hopefully
the fish wouldn't have time to spit out the hook. The timing would
have to be spot on. Right here goes, careful cast into the middle
of the shoal, strike, yes I've hooked one! Line is screaming off
the reel as it heads for open sea. This is a seriously good fish,
obviously the bigger fish were first to the bait. I tired the fish
out and brought it to the jetty wall where I realised I couldn't
lift it out and I didn't have my landing net. I decided to drag
the fish round the edge of the jetty and land it on a little beach
alongside. After kissing the fish my thanks for the good sport,
I released it and returned to my spot where I found there was not
a fish to be seen, they had moved on to their next port of call.
Next morning at breakfast, the Maitre d' came over to our table
to speak to me. I thought I was in trouble for pinching the bread,
but no, he had seen me fishing and wondered if I would keep all
my catch during my holiday, for him to take home to feed his family.
He would provide the bread for bait. What a good deal I thought.
I just fished the one hour in the evening every day bar one and
gave the Maitre d' his daily fish. One of the days I caught a different
fish. I'm not sure just what it was. When I hooked it, it took off
heading out to sea. I just couldn't stop it and when all my line
had run off my reel, it snapped, so I had to buy another lot in
the local town the next day.
The day I didn't fish was Bastile day, a French national holiday.
With the hotel being French owned there was a big celebration, fireworks,
lots of drinking so the jetty was packed. However, I was stood looking
down into the water, the evening shoal of Grey mullet had been and
gone. Something caught my eye, it was like a small hole on the sea
bed, opening and closing. I watched it for a while when suddenly
the sand moved and a large Ray fish materialised. It swam a yard
then shimmied down into the sand and disappeared except for this
breathing hole again. It was amazing.
We had become friendly with a cockney man and his wife so I called
them over to see this unusual sight. The chap managed to see the
hole thing after much pointing, which also attracted some of the
other guests to look. The water was only knee high so I suggested
to my friend that he could nip round the jetty and poke the fish
with a stick. Then he would see it as it moved. Well he didn't need
much persuading and armed with a stick he waded out following the
guidance of the onlookers. A yard from the fish he spotted the opening
and closing hole. Leaning forward he tentatively poked the sand,
well the fish suddenly reared up at him, he was so surprised that
he stumbled and fell backwards into the water. I have never seen
anyone move so quickly, he was out of the water as if it had been
a shark. Later I heard him telling the tale to someone and that
two foot ray fish had grown to four foot in the telling. I thought
it was fishermen who exaggerated.
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